I Once Met A:
Rick Swartzentrover - 05-29-1998

 

I once met a Black who liked watermelon
     so all Blacks must like watermelon.

I once met an Asian who couldn’t drive
     so all Asians must be bad drivers.

I once met a Jew who was cheap
     so all Jews must be cheap.

I once met a Mexican who liked to work in the sun
     so all Mexicans must like to work in the sun.

I once met a Native-American who was drunk
     so all Native-Americans must he drunks.

I once met a White who was racist
     so all Whites must be racists.

I once met a moron who agreed with this poem
     so if yon agree with this poem you must be a moron.